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spank my butt and call me Nancy

to punctuate desperation in order to change a circumstance
Attending a tedious cocktail party from which Billy D finds himself pinned in a conversation from which there is no relief. Standing there, minute after minute, taking it all in and wanting nothing more that to be home in bed; he feels his stomach turn and tighten, cold and sweat outline him, he wants out; his Gucci suit minimizes. His scalp itches and hots up suffocating under the conversation and the people. Suddenly, a well-groomed accountant next to him barks out, "Current data from my data extrapolated to further the outcomes on the Harrington Report confirms a speculation that the market trend should ..." At that point, Billy D. has his Dickens’ moment; his steamed brain snaps. A growling hum exits his thorax inexplicably. The accountant eyes him -- a dik dik to an approaching lion. Billy D. holds the accountant’s eyes way too long in primeval contact. He raises his eyebrows up and down as the masturbator in Dostoyevsky’s famous novel . He wanted the floor; he wanted to express something real; now he had the floor and total control; they were fixated. Then he let go the phrase that would end his tenure at the conversation hell-school of life and liberate him from their hold now and forever. He gave it up, loud and proud in rainbow fashion, "Well, spank my butt and call me Nancy." And that was it. It was all over. Their grip on him came crashing down. What he was in others' eyes now permitted him to leave the group without question or guilt forever it would be different.
by Royal Wulff October 11, 2013
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spank the dolphin

Dude, last night my mom made me spank the dolphin.
by dolphins12345 December 3, 2013
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spank fodder

any material or imagery that is used simply for jacking off
That headshot of Tony Danza made for some great spank fodder for Kevin.
by Rugdoctor June 24, 2006
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spank'd

of being beat, tired, hungover, rather ripped, or just generally out of it following a troublesome series of events; also describing the state of affairs
Ma, my whole place burned down, my apartment burned down. It was faulty wiring... it is just... spank'd.
by speaks4treez September 10, 2010
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Spankadex

The "pictures" of hotties in your mind. The hot chicks at the mall earlier in the day that you think about while you spank off at home

Like a rolodex in your mind of all the hotties that you know.
Me: Dude! Check out that hottie!
You: Man, she is fine, I am going to add her to my spankadex
by Beerbomber January 10, 2009
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lens spanker

A term for filmmakers who annoyingly leave the part of their hand going to camera to mark a certain amount of footage as good. Found commonly in skate videos, snowboard seshs, and other sport-like or trick-based footage.
*Mark does a kickflip off a 7 set*
(Shitty filmmaker) *spanks his hand on the lens and then leaves in the edit*

- He is now a lens spanker

*Simon Dumont does a kangaroo flip*

(Shitty filmmaker) *waves his hand in front of lens and leaves in the final edit*

- He is now a lens spanker

For further information, add this link to the end of youtube homepage, Donovan addresses this himself.
/watch?v=1lswsyr1JfI
by HYDRAL1K September 27, 2009
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cheeky spank

An unexpected or inapropriate slap on the ass given to your friend or partner in order to flirt/annoy/punish/show affection.
hey babe.
hey *spank*
WOAH CHEEKY SPANK
by cheeeeky123 April 19, 2010
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