spinkterclinch

for men the act of taking a leak and realizing you have to shit while at a urinal. to painful to stop pissing, results in a weird facial expression or strange stomach noises while trying to hold back the shit.

Man I had to piss and then spinkterclinch so I wouldn't shit myself

by Roox December 1, 2011

spankervision

Pornographic movies that are often available in hotel rooms, often for masturbatory purposes. These movies are often quite expensive, and might be embarrassing if they are itemized on your hotel bill. In some cases, the hardcore scenes have been edited out, leaving you to rub one out with little more than what's available on many premium cable TV channels. The word was popularized in the 1995 comedy film "Tommy Boy", starring Chris Farley and David Spade. The relevance of spankervision in a world of widely available Internet porn, is questionable.

"My girlfriend is awesome in the sack, but I'm traveling for work for the next two weeks. I might have to break down and order some spankervision at the hotel."

"I hope my boss doesn't look at my expense report too closely. I don't think he's gonna buy that a regular on-demand movie cost $29.00... He'll know it was spankervision"

by defnotmyrealname March 18, 2013

spankier

adjective of spankies

to make something more like spankies;

more like spankies than something else;

"These briefs won't do. We need to make them more spankier if you're gonna cheer tonight!"

by MissMira December 29, 2013

SpankMer

SpankMer noun
\ˈspaŋk-məˈr\

: Prominently known for their art and Patreon fame. The Artist is a well known celeb with a sparkling personality.

Did you see what SpankMer posted recently ? Dude that was cool!

by Mc'Dangle April 7, 2020

Spanker Tanker

an absolute piss missle in baseball, gone forever aaron hernandez, legit never coming back like buddy you better ask that pitcher for another ball because that thing isnt coming back son

holy balls timmy just hit an absolute spanker tanker 450 dead center hes so attractive

by spanker tanker man June 11, 2022

Titty spanker

A man who has mastered the art of titty spanking.

"That guy on the other team is a real Titty spanker. I wish he was on our side!"

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

turd spanker

When two or more people are involved in anal sex and the males penis pushes up on a turd, he is considered a Turd Spanker.

Yo did you hear about Scot!? Apparently he was giving it to his boyfriend in the butt and got some poop on his Johnson. Bro, what a Turd Spanker!!

by HairyStikNeverShave June 2, 2017