Spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI

I hope u now that spaghetti come from italian, SO AT LEAST U HAVE TO SAY WELL THE WORD! I'm here to help u babe:

singular: spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI
plural: spaghetti NOT SPAGHETTIES
So, let's repeat with me: one spaghetto, some spaghettI, one spaghettO, some spaghettI.

*you're in class with the teacher*
U: ....and we cooked some spaghettI
Teacher: hey, you forgot the plural
U: no babe, the right form is SPAGHETTI, in the singular u have to say spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI
Teacher: good... and who told u that?
U: some asshole on urban dictionary

by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo February 9, 2022

Spaghettios

Instead of cursing, just say spaghettio(s).

"Oh, shit!"

"Hey, man. Don't say that. Say 'Oh, spaghettios!'"

"Get out of my house."

by big ol willy June 26, 2023

spaghetto

the singular form of spaghetti

I ordered pasta but they only gave me a single spaghetto

by @spaghetto November 7, 2023

Upsettio Spaghettio

When an Italian person is upset due to a ruined orgasm.

Guiseppi's girlfriend stopped stroking him right before he came, so it just leaked out. He was hella upsettio spaghettio.

by rainbow_shitshow April 24, 2023

Sir Spaghettio Man

Sir Spaghettio Man (the first of his name) is the twin brother of Voldy the Baldy. He has two noeses due to him stealing Valdy’s in the womb. He has a rather strange obsession with toeses.

Wyatt: Who is this Sir Spaghettio Man?
Lilly: Voldy the Baldy’s twin brother, of course!

by Dybuai July 6, 2024

oh oh spaghettios

oh oh spaghettios: a soft, tired can't get it up penis.

Husband: give me a minute. It won't go in.

Wife: oh oh spaghettios

by Maliit tt April 5, 2020