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scottled

Act of getting your shit throttled in Scotland
Bruv just got scottled
by The real biscuit January 9, 2020
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Sattler

Probably a fuckin badass, usually the last name of a really cool guy
Guy 1: wow that guy’s last name is Ethan
Guy 2: probably a badass a sum
Sattler: cool guy
by Captain_swags October 11, 2020
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Spottles

Something extremely important that must not be taken advantage of or ignored.
Be sure to get that finished; it’s spottles
by Veryspottlesperson October 15, 2021
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Settler's Mentality

Thinking you're a nice carefree person when you're part of the problem.

Old example: Little-House-On-The-Prarie-type European settlers going west to "Put in a solid day's work and carve out a new life" while being part of the mass genocide of Indigenous Americans.

New example: People moving away from California because they "Couldn't stand it anymore" and ruining the property values and job markets of their new location while transplanting the California-style politics they claim they were getting away from.
1. "I just want to promote healthy living and calm to the people I meet on social media"
"Your lifestyle is funded by your sugar daddy using child labor at off-shore factories Caitlyn, you got a real settler's mentality"

2. Instagram models advocating for mental health while their income comes from an app destroying people's mental health is some serious settler's mentality.

3. Bro you can say you support Black Lives Matter but if you keep voting for officials who defend bad cops that's just settler's mentality
by RezishDog October 18, 2021
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HBONow and Settle Down

In the same vein as Netflix and Chill and Hulu and Commitment, HBONow and Settle Down is for people ready to get married. As HBONow contains more mature content and sophisticated dramas, it is the premiere streaming / on-demand service for those who have fully reached adulthood. Furthermore, it is for those who have reached the economic vitality needed to secure a lifelong commitment from another person, as it is the most expensive of the popular streaming / on-demand services.
Person A: We started off Netflix and Chilling years ago. Now she wants to HBONow and Settle Down.
Person B: Get a prenup, bro.
by jasonwilliams55 January 10, 2016
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settle your squid

A term meaning calm the heck down. Comes from the strange yet awesome actions of a one in a million teacher.

On line, term is known as SyS

the squid is the attack of un-humanly restraint that the receiver of the comment is currently acting upon.
by shadowgirl..... and friend August 15, 2010
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Settle for Ticks

This is phrase that can be roughly translated to "it could be worse." It is derived from the idea that there are far worse things in this world than ticks (the pesky, tiny arachnid). One who sees the silver lining in a situation would "settle for ticks," in favor of a more terrible outcome.
-"Damnit! I can't believe we don't have floor seats."

-"Hey man, I'd settle for ticks, we could be up on the balcony, and then we wouldn't even be able to see the band."
by Bentat December 15, 2010
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