assumption song

There was a old farmer who lived on a rock. He sat in the meadow just shaking his...fist at some boys who were down by the creek, there feet in the water their hands on their...marbles and play things, and at half past four, there came a young lady she looked like a...pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, she pulled up she dress, and showed them her...ruffles and laces, and white fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to...bring up her children, so they would not spit, while the boys in the barn yard were shoveling...refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt, while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...eyes at the fellow, down by the dock, he looked like a man with a sizeable...home in the country, with a big fence out front, If he asked her politly she'd show him her...little pet dog who was subject to fit. and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...small tender hands, with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his....candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch, and then he spread whipcream all over her...cookies, that she had left out on her shelf.

If you think this is dirty you can go F*** yourself. :)

The assumption song is the funniest thing i've seen on youtube.

by NoobUser!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!one!1 April 4, 2009

songmeanings.net

A website which
-is cool
-then goes down because they want to upgrade the site but don't want a functioning site in the meantime
-then goes live with the old version after realizing their mistake
-and then goes down to "setup a router"

www.songmeanings.net is down again!
yeah they really like to mess with their users dont they?

by BlakeOPS August 1, 2004

songsa

A Cambodian word that stands for lover or significant other. Refers to both men and women.

Girl: Francis is my songsa.
Guy: Candy is my songsa.

by iSmooshTurtles November 4, 2010

Picard Song

A song produced a while ago by music group Dark Materia, using varuious lines spoken by Patrick Stewarts' classic character of Captain Jean-Luc Picard...of the U.S.S Enterprise, from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

The song became incredibly popular on the ytmd website with a memorable loop that repeated the main chorus over and over again, prompting new listeners to hear the full version on various websites.

Heres' to the finest crew in Starfleet

by David Griffin April 19, 2005

Song-fucked

This occurs when a person hears a song on the radio, hummed or sung by someone else nearby, with the end result being that your mind repeats the song over and over again until it is forgotten or superceded by another song.

"As few seconds after Chris started humming the theme to 'Team America', the words 'America... Fuck yeah!' repeated in my head. It was then that I knew I'd been song-fucked, and would need to cleanse my palate with another song or play a video game to get my mind off that damn song."

by odieodieo September 1, 2009

Song Eraser

when you can't get a song out of your head, you need song eraser

Song Eraser for Lady Gaga song Alejandro, Alejandro, Alejandro, Ale-ale-jandaro. You might consider the song eraser, "Dancing Queen" by ABBA to forget Alejandro, Alejandro, Alejandro, Ale-ale-jandaro by LadyGaga.

by Crushed Paper Star July 8, 2010

Josh Song

A song made in the last 10 years; it must have been popular at some point.

Examples of Josh Songs are:

Beautiful Girls- Sean Kingston
Bad Day- Daniel Powter
Lollipop- Lil Wayne
Let's Get It Started- Black Eyed Peas
Just Dance- Lady GaGa
Crank Dat Soulja Boy- Soulja Boy
Whatever You Like- T.I.
Buy U A Drank- T-Pain

If u kno anymore please share

by MAS85 March 2, 2010