solastalgia

A form of emotional or existential distress caused by environmental change. It is best described as the lived experience of negatively perceived environmental change.

The beauty of the first blue sky Ben had seen in days was tinged by his feelings of solastalgia.

by Benron July 3, 2023

boner solstice

Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.

Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox

by SapDMan January 29, 2017

Solstus

N. Someone or something who is perfect in every way.

Just by the way you look you could never be solstus.

by The Perfect Man November 18, 2012

clean shoe soles

1) one who talks the talk but does not walk the walk
2) one who lies about things they plan to do or have done
3) one who has a goal but doesnt do the work to reach it

John says he is going to work hard and become the manager but he is clean shoe soles.

by Kphise219 May 17, 2011

winter solstice

a really really really good band.
"The Fall Of Rome" is agreat CD

1:Hey Do You Like Winter Solstice
2:I Love The Song "Following Caligula"
1:werd.

by cedric roger April 6, 2005

salestards

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

by Fake Steve January 14, 2008

soestu

Fecal matter found in animal paws.

My cat spread soestu all over the carpet this morning and I spent the whole day shampooing it.

by logzy October 14, 2010