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Small Smiling Face

The face of pure evil. This 'small smiling face' was found on amazon, the user claiming to have '3 used and new'. Months after the faces were put on sale, reviews are roumers started circulating the globe about its great power beyond human control. Its source of power is unsure, voodoo, witchcraft, an experiment gone wrong? A team of top scientists are currently studying one of the rock like faces in a protected private area in Ohio. Avoid at all costs. For more details and to read the shocking reviews, search small smiling face on amazon, or enter 'small smiling face amazon' into google.
'my small smiling face has killed my mother.'
by Dr. Albert Merriwether June 22, 2008
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garage sailing

The process of driving from garage sale to garage sale (or yard sale, etc) in suburban areas without any real specific goal in mind, or maybe some rough goal, such as "getting a bookshelf." It usually involves intensive haggling over prices.
We woke up early saturday morning to go garage sailing.
by nuage August 26, 2003
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Pussy Sailing

The act of "sailing" many female genitalia's in the width of one cruise. To have sexual relations with many woman in one sitting
Andrew: Dude, Broken told me the other day that he was going pussy sailing for some ass and I laughed hysterically.

Sandy: Broken can't go pussy sailing, hes missing the sail.

Andrew: that is not all he is missing.
by Druidbegone December 18, 2009
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garage sailing

The act of "hopping" from one garage sail to another, often with the assistance of a newspaper listing.
Dave and Theresa got up brigh and early every saturday and went garage sailing.
by arcan August 25, 2003
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pussy sailing

when lads go out in their car's looking for some pussy
"Got my car fixed earlier mate, fancy going pussy sailing tonight?"
"Yeah! Pick me up, and we'll go!
by pussysailer April 4, 2011
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smiling butterfly

A term used to describe the vagina when a woman lies on her back with her feet flat on the bed, legs open.
As zion entered the room, there was Nikki Cox on the bed, showing him her smiling butterfly.
by zion March 21, 2005
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Sailing

Drinking an abundance of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum.
by Travis November 23, 2004
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