snowcrastination

Not doing your homework or work because you think its goin to snow during the night leading to the closure of school / business

hey man are u gonna work on the project
no
why not?
snowcrastination man, snowcrastination

hey billy did you do mr wongs hw?
no man i didn't cook pot stickers cause i was snowcrastinating now im screwed cause it didnt snow

by Carl pitz December 9, 2008

snowtar

One type of "tar", referencing the rare snowmobiling version. Seldom seen, they are even harder to catch, as they are known to take off at speeds in excess of 3 mph

dayummm, snowtar can move fast on that thing!

by Snowmobile-tar January 14, 2008

Snowcal

The part of Southern California where it snows during the winter, i.e. Big Bear, Lake Arrowhead, Mount Baldy, Frazier Park, and so on.

I'm taking a trip up to snowcal this weekend. I can't wait to hit the pow, brah!

by Senor Mighty April 1, 2010

Snowceries

The stockpile of groceries bought before a forecasted snow storm

When they forecasted a big snowstorm, I went to the grocery store to stock up on snowceries. The store was packed with other people doing the same thing.

by Philly Hockey Player February 29, 2020

Snownark

You update a status or make a comment on social media that offends someone. That someone then looks up your profile, finds out who you work for and writes a complaint to your employer about the status or statement and asks the employer to discipline or sack the poster under their social media policy.

That chap who said that comment about the Kasabian lead singer has been sacked from his work, a snownark reported him to his employer

by Robmando July 17, 2020

slowcarshop

a very epic youtube channel and instagram page about old slow cars.

Man, I love slowcarshop's piece of shit cars. They make me appreciate my piece of shit cars.

by boxofbeans January 21, 2024

Snowbar

'Snowbar' is the relationship name between the two characters Chocolate Bar and Snowcone from an object show called "Extraordinarily Excellent Entities" on YouTube. Both the show and the relationship were created by WebzForevz. User "scrawliver" on Twitter is the number one fan of their relationship.

"dude did you see there was snowbar in THREEEE4"

by scrawliver April 2, 2024