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canadian snowplow

an act of sweet, sweet love making. The male reaches around the female and jerks her arms out from underneath her while doin her doggy-style. This causes the female partner to smash her face into the ground. After contact between the ground and her face has been made, the male proceeds to continue thrusting. Thus causing her face to slide along the carpet like a snowplow, and giving that bitch one monstous case of rug-burn.
by Lance January 6, 2004
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snowboreding

When you're stuck inside because there's too much snow outside to go anywhere.
The city hasn't plowed the streets yet, so I'm snowboreding.
by dollar bill yallz January 5, 2008
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snowboarder

Someone who is unconcerned with most things apart from snowboarding. Including moaning about skiers, if there were no skiers there would be no ski patrol, you would bash your head because you messed up on a jump that you had no idea how to do because you learnt snowboard tricks from SSX tricky on the playsation 2, and you would die on the mountain because no-body would get you down. If people didnt ski, then ski resorts would lose 80% of their income, and shut down. Most snowboarders who are actively involved in the sport or live in a resort have best friends who are skiers. Bad snowboarders are just as annoying on the hill as bad skiers. People who sit in the park and take an hour to build up the courage to hit a jump are far better than people who ride through the park, hit nothing, and then bitch about those people who are sat down. Calling a skier a bitch or a c*nt doesnt make you a cool snowboarder, it makes you a prick. Wearing ridiculous clothing and using words like 'steez' 'shred the gnar' and 'badass mother fucker' doesnt make you a snowboarder, it makes you sound like a retared ex-ganster. Snowboarding is a lifestyle choice, you choose to be unconcerned with politics and social crap, including belittling other people. You snowboard because it gives you a rush, because you like the peace and quiet of the hill, and because its fun, it has nothing to do with status. Yeah there are annoying things like skiers going slowly infront of you, get over it, and get good enough to go where they cant. Bitch less ride more.
Peace.
Written by a snowboarder.
Snowboarder -A person who participates in the sport of snowboarding.
by CaraH March 26, 2007
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St. Paul Snowblower

When a man cums in a man's (or woman's) mouth and he or she blows subsequent ejaculate from his/her nose, a la snow from a snowblower.
Nothing has smelled normally since I gave John a St. Paul Snowblower last Saturday night.
by ess&jay April 15, 2011
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snowxlovesyou

Really kind, and caring person.
She is a really snowxlovesyou person, she shows how much important people are to her.
by MarMaster78 October 29, 2020
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Norwegian Snowplough

Sex position where the you measure out a line of cocaine, then put the female in the wheelbarrow position and you blow her back out while she hoovers up the gear.
Just picked up a couple of bags, the missus is getting the Norwegian Snowplough later.
by Hellohew August 17, 2021
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southie snowplow

An enormous cocaine scooping device to load copious amounts of white powder into your nose.
Damn bro did you see Megan last night? She moved a mountain with that southie snowplow. She was whacked.
by BostonJimmy July 20, 2021
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