Snoring Annie

The Snoring Annie is when your girlfriend is snoring so you put your ball-skin on her mouth and nose so as to simulate jowls on a snoring bulldog.

Katie wouldn't kept me up all night, so around 2 am I gave her a Snoring Annie.

by Toecutterguitar August 08, 2019

Snore-gasm

When you cum in your sleep, kinda like a wet dream.

*Looks down at undies* Wtf? I don't remember jacking off last night! Oh wait, I probably had a snore-gasm again, those damn clowns!

by Blaceph April 13, 2021

Butt Snore

when you fart in bed

wife: ew did you just fart?
husband: nah hun, was a butt snore.

by eyepatchpete July 26, 2020

Butt Snores

When a fat guy goes to sleep and farts then sucks it back up.

His butt snores only smelled for a second, as he sucked them back up.

by MagiMash March 24, 2016

Boner snoring

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time

Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed

by Punkazilla April 18, 2015

#snore

Someone who is uninteresting, lame, can't take a joke, someone who is not worth your time, etc. It sometimes could refer to a fuck boy.

Friend 1: That boy is no good for you girl.

Friend 2: I know right he dates a lot of girls he is a #snore

by NewLingo December 21, 2016

Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019