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Is it a bird or a plane? No it’s Sparkdog, a person that is above 6 foot and plays video games like a boss
I wish I could be as good as Sparkdog
by Hello world :) June 4, 2020
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Jumped the snark

The moment in which a snide remark, i.e. snark, makes little sense and/or is done just for the purpose of getting attention.
I used enjoy reading hotdogsladies' twitter feed, but lately I think he has jumped the snark.
by guidedbyvoip February 25, 2009
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snarky

Critical in a curmudgeonly sort of way.

The adjective snarky is first recorded in 1906. It is from dialectal British snark, meaning 'to nag, find fault with', which is probably the same word as snark, snork, meaning 'to snort, snore'. (The likely connection is the derisive snorting sound of someone who is always finding fault.) Most dictionaries label snarky as "Chiefly British Slang." But for the last five or more years, it has become increasingly common in American publications, maybe ones infiltrated by British or Canadian writers and journalists.
Anthony Lane is the current champ of the snarky film review.
by William Harold June 13, 2005
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snark

Use of sarcasm or malice in speech. Commonly found in the LiveJournal community. also snarky, snarkiness.
Not to be snarky, but I don't see how what you're saying makes any sense.

"Oh, well, *that's* a good idea. How about we *all* follow *you* and jump off a cliff like lemmings?" she said snarkily.
by kathy September 30, 2003
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Snarkoleptic

One whose snarkiness regularly manifests itself so naturally and fluidly that snarky comments could be delivered even from the depths of beta sleep.
Wow, Jefe is quite the snarkoleptic.
by Heywood Jablomi May 23, 2008
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snardlump

Most commonly heard in northern climates; defines the annoying clump of compact snow that collects in wheelwells of automobiles. Removable only with a good kick from a well booted foot. Also, anything that impedes progress in a timely or smooth manner.
I can't finish this essay; I've got snardlumps on the brain.
by zippy March 8, 2005
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Snarkotunities

Deliberately engaging in a lame or boring activity (e.g. watching a terrible movie, going to a wedding reception for people you don't like, or attending a Coldplay concert) for the express purpose of making fun of said activity. The television program Mystery Science Theater 3000 had the bad movie version of this down to a science. Simply, the opportunity to snark.
The matching questions on that dating site are terribly inane but answering them provides plenty of snarkotunities.

I was pretty confident that "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!" would be a crappy film, but the snarkotunity potential was too high to pass it up.
by Mike B. & Dr. Bex November 18, 2011
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