Shaxting

A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:

“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”

*phone buzzing repeatedly* Jesus f**king Murphy, Brian is shaxting the sh*t out of me!

by Sproo March 2, 2021

clam snapping muff diver

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.

That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010

Sleep Snapping

It's basically snap chatting while asleep. It's just like sleepwalking but instead of walking, you're Snapchating.

"Yo, did Megan send you a picture of her feet last night?"
"Yeah, she was sleep snapping"

by bro code is real! October 10, 2015

Skypxting

Teenagers shying away from sexting and beginning to use Skype's ability to webcam, chat, and type at the same time to do sexual deeds through a webcam.

Rick: Hey man, wanna go catch the game tonight?
Joe: No man, I'm going to be Skypxting this girl tonight since my parents took away my texting and I can't sext anymore.
Rick: Grow some balls man and go to her house and fuck her.

by Joo Got Pwn3d January 3, 2010

Snapping a G-string

When you place a 20 dollar bill in front of a female strippers G-String while flirting and then say "phsych" while you pull the 20$ bill away to release the G-String creating a snapping sound.

Bob:While Snapping a G-String the bouncer came and threw me out

Jill: did it leave a welt?

by wi wi west May 21, 2010

Texas Snapping Turtle

Plain and simply a vagina

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt

by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 15, 2005

Butthole Snapping

Touching or fingering the butthole, makes a sound like *SNAP*! Great excuse for touching a hot girls ass!

Boy: *Grabs girls ass*

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Boy: It's OK, i'm just Butthole Snapping!

Girl: Oh, ok!

by Swagger Drizzle October 23, 2013