Smother

A mother or overbearing girlfriend that smothers their adult child/ boyfriend with too much love, affection, bossy demands and food.

She is such a 'smother'- her poor boyfriend has to wear whatever she tells him to.

by Deme May 9, 2008

tube steak smothered in underwear

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.

"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

smotherich

when a girl can give good head

man that bitch gives incredible smotherich

by kevy kev May 31, 2007

Breast smother

When a woman usually with huge breasts tackles a man and shoves her boobs in his face

I love Derek. Last night I had sex with him and as usual he wanted me to breast smother him. "Whatever you want babe!"I said,taking off my bra (yes he makes me take off my bra.) and I threw him on the bed. I got on top of him and started kissing him then I said "you ready?" In an angry tone then I gave him a hand job while shoving my breasts in his face "I love these boobs!"said Derek in a muffled voice. It was muffled because i always smother him hard. Then I don't know how but he started licking my boobs. It just felt so nice. I had to scream after a pleasureful 45minutes. "DEREK OH YES YES YES YES YES YES OOOOOOOOO!" He started gently touching my nipples. Then I got up and got in a position that my head was near his HUGE penis and his head was near my pussy. I started sucking and he started to finger my pussy. I was screaming ALL night.

by Person1510 May 20, 2014

twat smasher

Someone who pounds vagina excessively hard.

your a god damn twat smasher, you made me bleed from all corners of my happy hole.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

Dick Slosher

Any person, generally a female, who performs oral sex on a male and then sloshes the resulting sticky substance around the inside of their cheeks. After about 3 minutes of sloshing, the Dick Slosher has the option to either swallow or spit. If the jizz is spit out, the male is obligated to send the Dick Slosher back to the kitchen to make a bologna sandwich.

Bro 1: Yo dawg I heard you found a Dick Slosher on the corner of Packer Ave and Broad St.

Bro 2: Yeah dude. It kinda sucks though because she never swallows my secretion fluid, and now I don't know what to do with all these bologna sandwiches.

by kellisgay17 January 24, 2011

Pre-smasher

person or persons who drink up before going to a party with little or no alcohol to maximize party effectiveness.

the invite says 'No alcohol'. Oh well, let's just be pre-smashers.

by lionkidftw October 30, 2010