smooger

The disgusting droplet of goo that forms at the end of a dog's penis; combination of the words "smegma" and "booger"; Also, any form of wiener by-product resulting from poor hygeine

Eww, Fido, lick that smooger off before it gets on the furniture.

Dude, you better wash yourself before you end up with a smooger.

You left a smooger on the sheets. Go take a shower.

by jaymeez January 7, 2012

Smologne

The smell of expensive cologne masked with a heavy aroma of cigarette smoke. smoke cologne cigarettes

Did you smell his smologne?? Johnny really needs to quit smoking

by Zioneden August 8, 2014

smofg

Meaning a person named something rhyming with or like to evan is dumb.

Did you see nevin the other day totally smofg

by TitanCake April 15, 2021

Smooge

The act of shitting in the crack between a bed and an adjacent wall.

Dont you dare smooge again!

by Papa Papa Papa December 28, 2021

smoogus

an epic motorbike club

I think smoogus is a pretty cool club

by SftrThnSft January 23, 2022

Smoogem

The incessant awkward silence after somebody tells a terrible joke.

We need some better comedians to come to this town, there was way too much smoogem the last time I went to the comedy club.

by D'Gryzby May 20, 2022

Smoogimas

When something is absolutely and totally amazing and/or incredible, a made up and silly word to describe something great. (Smoo-gi-mus)

Damn shoddy, that head game is smoogimas.

This gay sex with my dad is smoogimas.

by Smoogimasness October 22, 2022