i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

a terrifying insult, only chosen ones can use it

Dude, i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

by Krenarc October 7, 2021

Sidescraper

To excrete at such an angle that it scrapes the side of the toilet bowl, thus leaving glorious, unflushable wall hangers/clingers/skid marks. Also, cleverly, the sidescraper is not submerged and so the smell can linger in the air for much longer.

"Tony's been an idiot lately don't you think?"
"I know, I had to resort to leaving a Sidescraper on his mum's throne"
"Nice!"

by Ellds February 6, 2008

smidegeon

A very small amount of something, sometimes used in the shortened form <i>smidge</i>

Aw, give us a smidge of that cake!

by Bravura July 23, 2004

All smiles

All smiles is an expression meaning happy.
All smiles means that a person has no problems, questions or queries.
It also means that nothing (no matter how hard or disapointing life can be)it cannot bother them.

Used as a British military saying.

Person 1 ; Hows things ?
Person 2 ; All smiles

when used in the above context it is used as a morale booster for both parties.

by Duffy106 February 9, 2009

sideshow bob

Only the most intelligent homicidial maniac ever. Created by Matt Groening... tried to kill Bart, Selma, Krusty... many people, actually. See above.

'AAAAAH! SIDESHOW BOB!' 'Oh, we've been through so much together... just call me Bob.' 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BOB!'

by GizGaz September 1, 2005

smiles game

A game that was played in Calapandyan in Subic, Zamabales of the Philippines when the US Navy base was there. Guys say around a high table and the first one to smile loses. A young woman under the table was the o e to make them smile but she did not talk much.

I was playing the smiles game and did not spend any money on beer because the losers had to pay.

by Valley Warrior December 27, 2017

0.5 on the sides

A haircut that has been done nicely, only a group of metes can be part of this clan.

I got that 0.5 on the sides

by Harrynicely January 11, 2014