Skiddles

1.) Skid marks (short to long steaks of manure) left at the bottom of a toilet bowl, normally a result of a dry dump' (manure evacuation devoid of proper water or moisture). 2.) Spackling of manure as the result of either diarrhea, extremely propelled pieces of dung, or, simply summer splashing (water and other local substances in a toilet bowl that splash one's buttocks, genitals and under thighs). 3.) Marks are normally as described in 1.) and are usually found within the surface of the toilet bowl, or the underneath rim. However, in certain cases it entails also the underside of a toilet seat, the top of the rim, and, or, the top side behind the toilet seat itself. 4.) A derogatory term used in place of the word dingleberry, or, dingleberries, inclusively.

Illegal Alien Hotel Workers: "Ay, caramba! That Gringo left mucho 'skiddles' in the crapper!!"

Maintenance Order: "Oh, by the way, Tom. When you clean the offices after hours, would you mind getting all those 'skiddles' in the execuive restroom? I appreciate it!" Said mister Ballebusder before leaving for the day.

Housewife Commiseration: "I love my husband with all my heart, but I just wish for once that he'd stop leaving so many damned 'skiddles' in the crapper! It's geee rosssss!"

High School Gossip: "Man! That Joey burned me when I bought grass from him. He's a real 'skiddles'!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 13, 2008

Siddle

1. A weird friend, aquaintance, or person.

2. Somebody who doesnt fit in.

3. Someone who is awkward no matter what they're doing, They'll always be awkward.

Examples:
Ex. 1:Yo man, why you standing there like a siddle?

Ex. 2: What the fuck is wrong with you? I was about to get some pussy then you came in here looking like siddle.

Ex. 3: Why do you hang out with siddle?

Ex. 4: Fuck man, Why are you acting a siddle?

Ex. 5:

Guy1:Haha, look at that weird guy.
Guy2:Yea man, thats definately a siddle.

Ex. 6:

Guy1: Alright man im gunna go home for lunch.
Guy2: What the hell man? Im not gunna sit here and eat lunch all alone like siddle..Fuck.

by Cupcakez October 26, 2010

Sniddle

Rubbing a blanket against your nose and sniffing it.

Sniddle my blanket all you want!

by Sniddle McMuffins March 30, 2010

skiddle

To talk incessantly, usually as the result of the consumption of hashish,amphetamines or alchohol.
Origin:east devonian youth slang circa 1985.

"skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skidleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleadddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddlleaddle skiddleaddle

by hoe-race November 11, 2004

Diddle My Skiddle

A phrase that will forever be unknown, as referring to the song 'Diddle My Skiddle'.

Person 1 - Diddle My Skiddle!
Person 2 - What does that mean?
Person 3 - How would I know?

by Sk8erGirl179 September 8, 2018

imo smack u up siddley side

when u smack some 1 up side the head but u want to be more gnagsta and if u want to act like a pirate/// smakcing some 1 up side the right side of their head

" yesterday i smacked sam hamwich up starboard side"

by wade snizzon October 8, 2003

skiddle

not a full fledged skid mark, but a little skid.

"omg, when my boyfriend dropped his drawers, i totally saw a skiddle on his tightie whities!"

by o2c5ft0 November 6, 2009