a small palm os pda knock-off that fits in your pocket. often is called an "i phone" or "android phone". often used to look at porn and used by big tech companies to track you 24/7/365/3652 days a year.
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Get the smartphone mug.The overwhelming feeling of despair and frustration experienced by teenage girls when their parents confiscate their smartphones after losing arguments, especially when they still need to communicate with their boyfriends.
After my parents took my phone away for arguing about my grades, I was hit with major "smartphone sorrow" because I couldn't even text my boyfriend to vent!
by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025
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I know I spent a fortune on this new smartphone, but with all my work commitments, I barely get to enjoy my favorite AAA titles on it.
by Emotional Cruiser August 12, 2025
Get the smartphone mug.This slang term refers to the increase of screen time caused by owning a new smartphone. This phenomenon is mainly caused by a) long-term screen time increase caused by longer battery life, b) short-term screen time increase caused by making initial setting on the new smartphone, where the screen time is to return to normal durations once the smartphone has been on your hand for a while, c) having not installed AppBlock (a mobile similar to the Chrome extension to block websites) on the new smartphone, even though having had one on the last previously owned smartphone.
Ever since I got my new phone, I’ve been experiencing a serious smartphone surge—I can't stop scrolling, and my screen time is through the roof!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
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With smartphone ubiquity among teens, it’s wild to see kids glued to their screens all day, even if they don’t really know how to use them wisely.
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
Get the smartphone ubiquity mug.People who do no longer have any hobby other than picking up smartphone for doomscrolling, hence they tie their self-worth to the maximum amount of screen time they can get from their parents
Ever since he got his new phone, Jake has turned into a total smartphone addict—he spends all his free time doomscrolling and has completely abandoned his hobbies, all while bragging about how much screen time he racks up!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
Get the smartphone addict mug.A theoretical (and wildly impractical) communication device that must account for or exploit relativistic effects. For an astronaut traveling at near-light speed, a normal smartphone would be useless—its internal clock, network pings, and data streams would be hopelessly desynchronized with everyone back home. A true relativistic smartphone would have to continuously calculate its own time dilation and adjust signal processing, or use FTL comms to bypass the issue entirely. Its main feature would be preserving your place in the social media timeline despite skipping years ahead.
Example: "Got the new iPhone with the relativistic chipset. It automatically applies time-dilation corrections to my messages. I can text someone from a fast ship, and it holds the message in a buffer, releasing it to the network at the exact nanosecond so it appears I replied instantly, even if I experienced a month-long journey." Relativistic Smartphones
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