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Small Dick Appreciation Day

April 18th

Established in 2022, going forward we as a society will recognize below average penises (or dicks/cocks/etc.) and appreciate and shine light on them on this day.
by RealLifeDawg56 April 18, 2022
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Small dick energy

Entitled men pricks who thinks their $#1+ doesn’t stink. For example: Andrew Tate, Elon Must, and Donald Trump.
Andrew has small dick energy by driving his 2022 Range Rover and wearing his 6 Rolex watches. He’s also acting like his middle rear section.
by Kmart Queen December 30, 2022
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Small Dick

A Dick 5" or less with no gerth.
You know it is just too damn small, because no matter how hard, or long you ride it, or how wet you are you can not get off, and he already came four times.
Girl#1:Did he have a small Dick?
Girl#2: Yeah it was small, I could feel it, but barely, and it didn't hit any of the right spots to make me cum girl."
Girl#1:"Definitely don't see him again ."
by DeathByLoveX March 4, 2018
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Small dick energy

When a guy has small dick energy he is mainly just being a absolute twat
by Facts for days January 6, 2021
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small dick syndrome

a disease that when u give a blowjob the man can not fill ur mouth cause his penis is to small
small dick syndrome- man has a very small dick
by janisha July 25, 2008
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pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.
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by megalabob March 9, 2021
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Small Dick Energy

when you or a person that you know is aggressively unconfident/insecure.
brad: yooo, are you gonna try and get with a girl tonight at the frat party?
chad: no dude, i have small dick energy... never gonna happen
brad: that sucks dude. I have big dick energy, so imma go smash now. peace man.
by truther375 September 7, 2018
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