Slurpee

Slurpee
(sler-pea) n.
1. A tight lipped butthole sucking.

2. Popular 7/11 frozen beverage.

V. Slurped
Adj. Slurptastic

Synonyms: slurpoo

Antonyms: fellatio

"Dude, Jen gave me the best slurpee last night."
"Did you hear how many slurpees Jen sucked out last week?"

by carcass July 19, 2014

7/11 slurpee

When a girl is wet for 24 hours straight and when she walks around it sounds like someone drinking a slurpee.

I can hear that girls 7/11 slurpee from a mile away.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

slurpee run

A late night quest to the closest 7-11, for a slurpee.

Anyone up for a slurpee run?

by Whitey the Black Nite July 24, 2006

Slurpee Durpee

To perform fellatio, i.e. suck dick.

Let me slurpee durpee you.

I wish I could slurpee durpee myself.

I bet they're doing slurpee durpee over there.

by SlurpeeDurpeeKing November 29, 2012

Bamboon Slurpee

The sexual act of spreading the butt cheeks of a girl while performing analingus on her while another girl is simultaneously performing oral sex on you. Girl number one farts in your mouth, while you shoot your muck in number two's mouth. Girl number two snowballs cum into your mouth as you burp girl number one's fart back into her's.

I ran into your mom and sister at the mall the other day and we decided to go for a Bamboon Slurpee.

Yo, that chick is a fuckin' hurtin' skeeze, she drinks Bamboon Slurpees like they ice teas!

by Harhuge July 23, 2010

Slurpee bomb

Taking a partially full slurpee and throwing it at something/someone of significance as a prank or an act of war.

Helen: You fucking slurpee bombed my driveway last night!!!

David: You had it coming to you.

by corporaltyler June 14, 2010

Slurpee Capital of the World

The Slurpee Capital of the World is the city inwhich consumes the most slurpees in the world compared to many other cities.
Winnipeg has been the slurpee capital since 1999. (now being 2010)
Winnipeg on averages over 188,000 slurpees a month, even though its known for its coldness.
Kennewick, Washington, USA falsely claimed to be the Slurpee Capital of the World, later to be proven. The false claim uproared Winnipegers, to such a degree, that they got radio stations aware of the lie.

Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World.

by Kipperkell January 11, 2010