Slovakian Sloppy

Fill your mouth with Da Bomb hot sauce and give a senile man a blowjob using only your teeth.

My grandpa at the nursing home got a Slovakian Sloppy from the head nurse last week. He's been in a coma ever since.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law

The rule that 60% of definitions on Urban Dictionary are made up by the person making the entry.

The infamous "Slovakian Traffic Cone" Urban Dictionary entry is an example of The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law. As in, it was likely made up by the guy who posted it. There was no such thing as the Slovakian Traffic Cone before that entry was made. I hope.

by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century

This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.

What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?

Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.

by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022

The Slovakian Magic Stick

Typically an Ice Hockey term used to describe a stick you find at the rink before you play a game. You then break a piece of the stick and put it in your cup to give you luck. The first person to do this was Slovakian so it is called the Slovakian Magic Stick.

Player: Don't worry boys We have the Slovakian Magic Stick on our side.

by LionsGoalie34 August 27, 2018

The Slovakian Surprise

When your dick is stretched beyond belief pulling out the extra 5 inches inside of you to bring your erect penis to your anus where it is then inserted by your spouse

Im hurting man fucking Jessica gave me the Slovakian Surprise last night never had better sex

by Jo Jo Da TRO TRO January 6, 2021

The Slovakian Ice Cream

The act of putting your penis inside an ice cream cone and then giving it to someone.

Jožo: Bro here, have some ice cream. Ignác: Thanks Bro. Why the fuck is your dick inside the ice cream cone ? Jožo: haha you just got pranked, i gave you the Slovakian Ice Cream Dipshit Ignác: That´s kinda gay ngl.

by RandomGadzo February 6, 2022

The Slovakian AirPod

The Slovakian AirPod, not to be confused with "The Slovakian Traffic Cone" or "The Slovakian Traffic Stop" is the act of nutting, into a copper pipe, bleeding into it , puking into it, spitting into it, inserting period chunks into it, pissing into it, and shitting into it, then inserting into your partner and/or victims ear and blowing aggressively until the entire scrambled shit show is in their head.

My Dad and I tried out the Slovakian AirPod last night!

by Maximus H April 1, 2024