bee stings

little ass speed bump tits

That chick had some bee stings, I had to get out a magnifying glass to see those thangs.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

Slingblade

When you form a gun shape with your hand, wipe your butt with it, and flick the fecal matter at a coworker.

The guy next to me had to go home because he took a slingblade to the face.

by slingblader69 July 5, 2017

mud-slinging

the political use of tactics such as defamation

people use mud-slinging everywhere these days.

by Light Joker April 3, 2006

food swings

the fluctuation of appetite from day to day, whether it's between types of food or level of appetite.

Mary's food swings were so bad that guys didn't enjoy taking her out to dinner much.

by larkalucy December 17, 2008

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

The Slinkshot

A sexual maneuver which results in extreme joy for both parties. It is accomplished with these ten easy steps.

1. Place condom on penis.
2. Bone.
3. Complete Boning.
4. Withdraw penis from vagina.
5. Remove condom.
6. Man takes condom in hands, open end facing towards his partner.
7. Pull closed end of condom back as far as possible and release while holding open end in place.
8. This will expel the contents all over the woman, resulting in extreme joy.
9. Discard condom in conspicuous location, such as a trashcan, parent's bed, or seminary.
10. Rinse and repeat.

"Yeah, when I did the slinkshot she was all like 'That was great...what are you doing? Wait why are you...WHAT THE FUCK!?' Yeah, she was so turned on we did it like 17 times bro. And then we went ass to mouth. Shadiggity."

by L. G. Pez March 30, 2008

Slinging Ropes

to Sling Ropes (v) - Ejaculating with enough force and for a long enough period of time, so that there is no break in a long stream of ejaculate.

"Carver is in the back slinging ropes on his girl."

"He hasn't had sex or masturbated in a month. As soon as that happens, he'll be slingin' ropes."

by McNugen January 11, 2009