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sleeping naked

1. A practice that is shunned publicly by the general populace, but privately performed by millions. Particularly enjoyable when you have satin sheets.

2. Something you probably shouldnt spring on your girlfriend the first time she stays over.

3. Something not to do when sleeping on your best mate's couch after a heavy night of drinking.
1. Pastor to the clergy: "Sleeping naked is a sin, and those who partake of it will burn in hell! It promotes promiscuity and filth!!"

2. gf: "Arghghg! what's that?"
you: "Nothing i just like to sleep naked"
gf: "You filthy perverted monkey! get away from me"

3. So i walked into the loungeroom, and there was Jamie passed out and spreadeagled on the couch. We took photos and put them on the web.
by friend of p May 1, 2005
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Sleeping Abroad

The act of spending the night with someone in their bed; Sleeping in another person's bed; Getting laid in a bed that is not your own
Brian, "Yo man you didn't come home last night." Chris, "I was sleeping abroad at Laura's, oh yea."
by Chris Anderson (Boca) March 31, 2009
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The Sleeping

Quite possibly one of the best bands to ever exist on planet earth. With voices so smooth, they'll conquere a decade , and with beats so amazing, they'll knock your socks off. If you do not know who they are, check them out. Now.
Kayla: "Hey, have you ever heard of The Sleeping?"
Tom: "No, are they good?"
Kayla: "Only one of the most amazing bands ever!"
Tom: "Oh ok, well i'm off to check them out on myspace!"
by kArAzykimberly April 1, 2010
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sleeping rough

(UK slang) Being homeless; spending the night on sleeping on the street, as opposed to a shelter. Also "rough sleeping".
After running away from home, Chelsea spent several months sleeping rough before finding someone to share a flat with.
by Dan B May 13, 2005
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Sleeping On Silent

When your cell phone is on Silent or Vibrate mode, and you fall asleep.
Person 1: I was calling you all last night why didn't you ever pick up?

Person 2: Sorry man, I was sleeping on silent.
by TJromanowski February 15, 2009
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Sleeping Bag²

This is an example of squaring two consecutive, identical words:

Sleeping Bag² meaning a sleeping bag bag.

ie, the bag a sleeping bag is stored in.

When spoken it is standard to say 'squared' rather than 'to the power of 2' or the traditional long form 'sleeping bag bag'.

Putting such words to a power is a handy method in short hand.
'Eugh, someone has spilt lager all over my Sleeping Bag²'
by mikethemilf March 29, 2009
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Sleeping Scars

The lined indentations on your body that you have when you wake up. They disappear in a short amount of time after waking up. Sleeping scars are absolutely harmless and have no effect on you.
I must have slept wrong, because I have all these sleeping scars.
by KidWithSleepingScars October 9, 2010
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