When consecutive bouts of diarrhea cause you to blow up the bathroom, leaving your bowels devoid of any contents and about as clean as they were at birth.
Person 1: Holy shit dude, you look like you lost 10 pounds.
Person 2: Dude, you have no idea. I had four massive rounds of the shits last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. I can't think of a better way to clean the slate.
Person 2: Dude, you have no idea. I had four massive rounds of the shits last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. I can't think of a better way to clean the slate.
by ImpDave February 08, 2016
Slang for a person who resembles a blank slate, obviously. A slate could be viewed as a waste of time and space, but not all slates are irredeemable.
Common features of a slate:
- Indistinguishable
- Unaware
- Highly defensive or not defensive enough
- Makes little attempt to be heard
- Makes little attempt to listen
- Unable to recognize the possibility that they are in a box/categorized
- Is most certainly in a box/categorized
- Is terrible at defending themselves against insults and fails to maintain a presence in arguments.
Common features of a slate:
- Indistinguishable
- Unaware
- Highly defensive or not defensive enough
- Makes little attempt to be heard
- Makes little attempt to listen
- Unable to recognize the possibility that they are in a box/categorized
- Is most certainly in a box/categorized
- Is terrible at defending themselves against insults and fails to maintain a presence in arguments.
“Wow, you’re really going to let them shit on you like that? You’re acting like a slate.”
“Ok so which one is it? Do you think its good, bad, or a bit of both? I just want your opinion stop being a slate.”
“Ok so which one is it? Do you think its good, bad, or a bit of both? I just want your opinion stop being a slate.”
by prod.patient April 21, 2020
by Slaterrss August 16, 2022
1. Particularly a term used in sports betting to describe the lines or matchups of a sport for that week or day.
2. To describe a more than small but less than large amount of people or things
2. To describe a more than small but less than large amount of people or things
1. Are you gonna bet on the NFL games for this week?
"Yea I looked through the slate. It looks like it's gonna be a good week."
2. How many girls you messing with?
"Man I gotta slate of hoes. I could start a basketball team."
"Yea I looked through the slate. It looks like it's gonna be a good week."
2. How many girls you messing with?
"Man I gotta slate of hoes. I could start a basketball team."
by Cornelius Wallace III February 22, 2022
Valkriusa : Hey dude, have you heard about that new awesome game coming out!?
NuzzlX : uhm, you mean Overwatch?
Valkriusa : Yeah that!
NuzzlX : I've heard about that 3 weeks ago.
Valkriusa : Wha-!?
NuzzlX : You're sLATE.
NuzzlX : uhm, you mean Overwatch?
Valkriusa : Yeah that!
NuzzlX : I've heard about that 3 weeks ago.
Valkriusa : Wha-!?
NuzzlX : You're sLATE.
by Spinoch March 08, 2017