When you're mid sex and you make eye contact with your cat. Not wanting to disappoint anybody, you are now stroking two pussies.
by Comeeatmebroo June 28, 2020
Get the Dirty Salem mug.An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S
Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...
by Germain Detrick August 6, 2010
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1. An event in chess where one side is not checkmated on their turn, yet cannot make any moves that would not put their king into peril. This supposedly results in a draw, making it a strategic thing to shoot for if one is hopelessly losing.
2. An event that includes, but is not limited to war, games, and war games, in which neither side participating gains a major advantage or victory over the other for some time. In games, stalemates are usually not permanent, as it often forces one side to use up all their resources, finally giving way to a victory for the one that managed slightly more carefully.
2. An event that includes, but is not limited to war, games, and war games, in which neither side participating gains a major advantage or victory over the other for some time. In games, stalemates are usually not permanent, as it often forces one side to use up all their resources, finally giving way to a victory for the one that managed slightly more carefully.
1. It looked as if he was going to make a dominating win, but his opponent managed a clever stalemate. Better than a full out loss.
2. The Starcraft game dragged on for 2 hours, until Bob ran out of ore but Tom still had a resource base going. It was just a matter of time from there.
2. The Starcraft game dragged on for 2 hours, until Bob ran out of ore but Tom still had a resource base going. It was just a matter of time from there.
by Kenthar February 28, 2004
Get the stalemate mug.a town where the kids are drug addicts, alcoholics, Wiggers, or Faggots .. EVERYONE is addicted to myspace. Parents don't have a clue about what there kids are really up too, they still think we play Monopoly on the weekends.
The highschool is GROSSSSSS, drama goes on with teachers more than it does with students. Everyone knows everything about everyone, even if you don't talk to a person, you know everything about them. its gay!
Places to chill surround peach lake. Or if your a faggot you most likely hang out at the rink from 8 to 10.
You either live next to, across, or in a horse farm.
AWESOME
The highschool is GROSSSSSS, drama goes on with teachers more than it does with students. Everyone knows everything about everyone, even if you don't talk to a person, you know everything about them. its gay!
Places to chill surround peach lake. Or if your a faggot you most likely hang out at the rink from 8 to 10.
You either live next to, across, or in a horse farm.
AWESOME
by DONTWORRYBOUTIT May 30, 2006
Get the north salem mug.1. Arabic name, for a male, also used in Iran, India and Pakistan. Means a handsome man of grand wisdom and charm, and is protected from harm. Who is always busy, but know when to have fun, and enjoy a good time. Trustworthy and always there for you; in short, the one person you want to meet before you die.
2. In Arabic, also means bright, intelligent, enlightened, philosopher king, etc.
3. Ibn Salem, a legendary poet and heresiarch in 8th century Abbasid Baghdad.
4. Salem, a place mentioned in Genesis 14:18, sometimes identified as another name for Jerusalem.
2. In Arabic, also means bright, intelligent, enlightened, philosopher king, etc.
3. Ibn Salem, a legendary poet and heresiarch in 8th century Abbasid Baghdad.
4. Salem, a place mentioned in Genesis 14:18, sometimes identified as another name for Jerusalem.
A: Dude!
B: What?
A: Stop trying to be so Salem!
B: I can't help it bro!
A: It ain't working.
B: (sad) I know.
B: What?
A: Stop trying to be so Salem!
B: I can't help it bro!
A: It ain't working.
B: (sad) I know.
by jinkojhgfe February 3, 2010
Get the Salem mug.A town that can't make up its mind about anything. Home to RJR Tobacco (i.e.: Camels, Pall Malls, Winstons), but has outlawed smoking indoors; home to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, but has frantically tried to combat obesity. Places to go here are the countless Italian and Asian restaurants, the mall, and Costco. You can't drive 20 miles without seeing a church. Also has a desperate and struggling music scene, which is mainly folk and country, as well as pitiful cover bands, "rappers" who drive beat-up Miadas, and teenage metalcore kids who love Between the Buried and Me but don't live in Greensboro. Most people born here can't wait to leave, but still come back because nowhere else can be this odd.
I'm going back to Winston-Salem tomorrow, I hope I don't get into another fight with a vegan.
I was in Winston-Salem and I nearly hit the Pink Bike Lady.
I was in Winston-Salem and I nearly hit the Pink Bike Lady.
by 2g3j6e February 24, 2011
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