Hoe Skitch

A deragatory term used in a joking manner. Usually used to describe a tool or lusher.

Jackson you are such a Hoe Skitch. Just kidding you are a tool.

by justarandompersonthatcantthink July 12, 2011

bee boppin skitch

A trick ass sucka ass hoe ass dick suckin ass KY jelly packin ass bitch that a suck ya dick in a heart beat

Son i herd that gurl Veronica is a bee boppin skitch

by Reg A.K.A Juice April 21, 2005

skitch

A potentially contagious skin condition, where the afflicted person subconsciously scratches the facial and neck areas, thus leaving flush/red lines, also known as "skitch marks".

Skitch sufferers are rarely aware of problem until others near them point it out. Outbreaks are known to occur during family gatherings and dinners. Some skitch sufferers have been known to draw blood.

There is currently no known cure for the skitches. A research team of dermatologists are currently working for a possible vaccine, however for the time being, afflicted patients are advised to keep their nails short to prevent dreaded "skitch marks" or "skitchdaddles".

"Check out that girl, she's got skitch marks all over her face!"

"Stay away from her, she's got a bad case of the skitches!"

by YanYanSt.Ma December 20, 2008

[Skitch]

A combination of a skank and a bitch.

That Brazillian girl on the Rock of Love Bus is a real skitch.

by mochalovegoddess January 28, 2009

Skitch

A 'skanky bitch'. A skitch has had sex with nearly all the guys in school, and she's hella rude.

"Ugh! She's such a skitch! She banged my boyfriend and then calls me a slut!"

by Do she got a booty? She dooooo April 26, 2014

Skitch

A very grotesquely skinny woman with witch like features

Jesus, Angelina Jolie is such a fuckin Skitch

by Kindarudeoddlyfunny September 14, 2019

skitch

Australian irregular english verb

An "attack" or "persue" command for a dog

Dog owner: "Fifi, skitch the cat"

Fifi the standard poodle: persues the cat

by pseudopsud September 6, 2019