Simple Lesbian

A often shy and submissive lesbian with low self confidence. Simple lesbians can’t talk to girls themselves, so they just complain about wanting a girlfriend. A simple lesbians often miss signs a girl is flirty with them, since their confidence is so low they feel they could never be loved.

Girl 1: G-god i just, really want a gf...
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me

by Queen Breezy March 12, 2020

sample jam

when the isles in a grocery store become impassable due to the number of people stopped for free samples.

Oh crap, we had better go down the frozen food isle, there's a sample jam over by the baked goods.

by BurroughOwl May 27, 2012

soil sample

Falling face first in dirt

She took a soil sample when she was running around

by emhgames January 29, 2014

Simple cock sock

The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.

Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."

Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."

by Pringle Says Hello November 28, 2016

Simple Poetic Veteran

Poetic personification referring to a simple (regular) guy, a poetic being, and a proud military veteran used by Poet/Author Alvin L. Spencer, a disabled veteran of U.S. Army serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

he Simple Poetic Veteran poetry is raw and unfiltered.

by spen53 April 5, 2018

sample sister

when a person goes partner to partner faster than somebody going through the costco samples

dammmn she a sample sister she dated three guys in the same week

by kindofanicon June 12, 2018

EXTRA SIMPLE

A stupid plug channel that literally screen records and follows everything that Flightreacts and SoLLUMINATI do on a consistent basis and yet still can't obtain 100,000 subscribers on youtubers because they are such meat riders. Also he stalks flightreacts in gta 5 and 2k20.

FLIGHTREACTS ~ YO THAT'S EXTRASIMPLE WE GOTTA PLAY HIM GUYS

SoLLUMINATI ~ EXTRA SIMPLE YOU BETTER SHOW YOUR FACE NEXT VIDEO OR IM STRIKING YOUR CHANNEL DOWN

YourRAGE ~ EXTRA SIMPLE DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO REMOVE THIS FROM YOUR VIDEO

by RUNMYFADESENSEI November 26, 2019