The insanely rare "Simpleton-Brainer" is so rare it should be kept in a wildlife zoo with all possible restraints attached to avoid any unnecessary accident from evolving in it's chaotic environment. Anything below very high level smooth-boys should never be allowed in the near proximity or even visual reach from this monster, let alone manage and take care of it. Conveying this beast away from it's own misery is considered impossible by expert smooth scientists. So we're told to simply spectate and let it be.
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Simonpietro is the most wonderful guy you could ever meet in this world. He is amazingly cute, sweet and stupid. If you know Simonpietro, you'll probably fall in love with him, because he is hot as fuck. Also, he will not know the months of the year, but whatever, who cares when you have such a beautiful soul in your life.
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by Sm00thcriminal January 31, 2023
Get the Simpleton mug.Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.
Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing
A simp.
Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing
A simp.
She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”
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