Sapperton Station

A station on the SkyTrain's Expo Line (used to be Millennium Line) that actually doesn't exist. There are literally no buses serving the station, no street level access, and you have to get to it using a bridge, why was this even built

Let's go to sapperton station, wait, what do we even do there, literally the mysterious carpark next to the bridge is the only interesting thing about it

by penapox October 28, 2018

Simpleton Jake

Like my orange juice
like my water
like my world of tanks

hate my brother
hate the women

Simpleton Jake is a simple jake who likes his orange juice

by David Spy February 12, 2021

simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

Secret Simpletons Society

1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.

definition 1.

dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.

dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?

dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.

definition 2.

urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010

simpleton

Fictional town of simple minded folk presided over by teh Mayor of Simpleton, teh simplest of them all.

"Arty is the Mayor of Simplton."

by Mayor Art July 1, 2005

Simpleton

simpleton is the ultimate and final form of simp. being a simpleton is accomplishing something that i never thought could be accomplished. this means that you are able to skillfully simp so amazingly that she actually turns into your friend. let’s not be hasty here, originally she dismisses your subtle yet completely obvious forms of compliments. but she overlooks that and becomes one of your closest friends. one of the main examples is sleek veek. he sets the bar for us all. he is truly the master simpleton

*boy and girl walk past*
Boy 1: wait doesn’t he like her?

Boy 2: nah he’s just a simpleton, they’re friends now

by fish bish May 5, 2020

simpleton

a person who reduced their behavior to very simple actions, such as foolishness or petty responses.

When we were kids and got slap happy, my mom would tell us not to act like simpletons. If you respond to someone with very petty statements you could be accused of being a simpleton.

by HijabTalesSecuredByDuke August 16, 2018