ASS SIMILATOR

A Guy who pretends to be a Homo as to reap it's many benifits- such as : Tight pants, Pink shirts, Shopping, Oprah, Speedo's, Australia, Compact cars, Large cars, Leather hats and Thin cigarettes !!!

That Oprah watching ASS SIMILATOR over there with the tight pants over his speedo- who deffinitely owns a compact car with a kangeroo sticker on it , just took the last Leather hat. GODDAM SMOKER !!!

by Ryan Angel September 4, 2006

Great minds think similarly

When you and your friends have the same idea/thought at the same time

Bob and Jeff at the same time: wow that’s cool
Bob: no way, great minds think similarly!

by Bye bye turd December 2, 2020

Simida

When you see a pengaleng ting in South Korea

*Alex glances across the train carriage and fixates eyes on a questionable pengaleng*

Alex: "Simida"?
Friend 1: "Simidaaaaaaa"
Friend 2: "Si..mi...daaaa"
Friend 1 + 2: "Simidadadadadadaddaa"

by Blodclot69 June 15, 2016

mobilion similarity syndrome

The frustration felt when typing a text message on a mobile phone with the predictive text feature turned on and it *always* entering the wrong word.

'My dog has gone to a good home', turns into 'My dog has good to a good good'.

'Arsenal have a game in hand', turns into 'Arsenal have a game in game'.

These are both simple examples of mobilion similarity syndrome and lead to great frustration.

by hard but not January 11, 2009

similac

a popular temporary tattoo that is placed on the shaft of the penis, sold in dark bars and clubs in the southwest, typically Arizona, used to solicit glory hole fellatio in crowded bathrooms where the providers have runny makeup and face piercings

It was Razor 80s night at the club so i decided to put my black shirt on and try and find a similac dealer.

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Sumika

The name of an underage Japanese band that deserves more recommendation

Friend: "Hey, have you heard of Sumika? They're a underrated Japanese band so, go listen to them or choose death."

by Natari June 17, 2021

simkaka

girl of an indian nature with thick black, greasy oiled hair normally in two french plaits. She wears thick rimmed glasses and you will normally find one hanging round the local gol gupay shop in west punjab or julander. Her actions : sniffing her finger and shouting out "MAHAAA!"

"ewwwww what the hell is that?! Oh, its just a simkaka!"

by jo April 25, 2005