hadda shmeal

the purest and most rawest form of bullshit.

Maddie: Remember that day I had an eye infection and I kept squinting with my right eye? Well, he thought I winked at him and because of that, he considered us a couple and when I politely turned down his offer to go get some coffee with him and his mother, he told everyone I was a racist lesbian.
Kyrstin: That is straight hadda shmeal.

by thetinwomen March 3, 2011

shmeat

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

by drizzyaf April 26, 2015

samea

samea is a beautiful , short , smart , talented young woman . who doesn’t care about what people say , because they already know they will get bopped😐and she stays in relationships🤣

samea , is beautiful.

by Guccii.Mea June 5, 2018

Shmeathead

A person who is stupid and is always saying dumb shit

This shmeathead said drake is better than Gunna

by The real point guard October 16, 2018

Sima

A really smart school girl who will go with strangers for candy.

Ooooo, that's a Sima.

by falcon3011 March 30, 2004

Holster your sidearm

Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.

Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.

by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008

Shmeat

1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis

2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.

I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!

by Bustin' balls April 19, 2016