Pocket Shuffle

The act of putting your hands in your pocket to readjust your testicles and on occasion penis. Sometimes even to conceal an erection.

I've been in the sun all day and my balls are sticking to my thys. Watch my back as I Pocket Shuffle.

by Albert Winthorpe July 21, 2017

the gratitude shuffle

Slang for that quickly recognizable body language of a person approaching you to ask for spare change.

I caught him headed toward me from the other side of the parking lot, he was doing the gratitude shuffle.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Midnight Shuffle

When you wake up drunk in the middle of the night and Shuffle over to the fridge for a midnight snack.

Dude. I woke up to a noise last night and caught you doing the midnight shuffle.

by Theprofessionalmidnightshuffle September 9, 2016

Tallahassee Shuffle

Video Games. Where the player character circles around an object that enemies cannot destroy or move through in order to manipulate their AI and run away in the direction you wish to go.

Oh I was playing Resident Evil Village, I gave that one boss the old Tallahassee Shuffle and got away.

by 1word May 11, 2021

bed shuffle

The little dance you do when you first get into bed when trying to find the most comfortable position.

Andy knew that all he needed was a little bed shuffle to send him straight to sleep.

by Spookymuffins November 22, 2006

blackberry shuffle

The slow, meandering, annoying way someone walks when they're on their blackberry and they're not paying attention to how much they are in everybody else's way.

"I would have been here earlier but I was stuck getting out of the subway behind some idiot doing the blackberry shuffle."

by suerewoo March 7, 2007

Smartphone Shuffle

The act of walking slowly or "shuffling" because you're too preoccupied with tasks being done on your smartphone such as browsing the internet, texting, etc.

The Smartphone Shuffle can sometimes be dangerous for oneself, such as crossing a roads, not paying attention to surroundings. It can also be a nuisance for other people as distracted Smartphone Shufflers block hallways, stairs or sidewalks and impede flow of pedestrian.

Stop doing the Smartphone Shuffle! You're blocking the sidewalk.

by Ronnie J January 8, 2011