Shivering Dik-dik

When your pet lathers themself in peanut butter lube to slide in your asshole to keep warm.

Guy 1: my girl gave me the shivering dik-dik last night.
Guy 2: I thought that was for pets.
Guy 1: 😉

Guy 3: I thought you were single

by ThePotatoJesus March 19, 2023

Shoeping

To go shopping for shoes

- "Hey Jack, do you want to go shoeping? I want to get those Nikes I was telling you about"
- "Yeah sure"

by Old airr February 19, 2013

slavering

1. Drooling. Salivating. (I'm slavering at the mouth in anticipation of a steak pie.)
2. Taking shite. (Stop slavering!)

1. Drooling. Salivating. (I'm slavering at the mouth in anticipation of a steak pie.)
2. Taking shite. (Stop slavering!)

by AlanKir June 4, 2016

Hovering the hairline

To insert a dick so deep in your throat that your lips are just above his public hair.

She had my dick so deep in her mouth , she was hovering the hairline.

by Ollie14 September 21, 2016

sheringas

Really bad, sharp pains, bubbling in your stomach ache, that leads to explosive diarrhea.

Oh man, I ate last night's Chinese Food for breakfast, now I'm stuck on the toilet with the Sheringas!

by SMCastle3 January 6, 2018

Ball shoving

The act of shoving your balls up into your body to make yourself excited. This is temporary so boys can do this or have real fun.

Why is he going ball shoving?

by Aid_Master_Mind_Surendertail December 16, 2019

Penis Shoveling

A sex act where a man shits into a women's vagina or anus and proceeds to dig it out with their penis.

One night my girlfriend asked to try penis shoveling. It ended up being pretty messy.

Dude, penis shoveling is fucking grosser than tubgirl!

by Bend Overson November 30, 2016