A site where the only thing worth a damn is the back button on your browser. It's basically Michael Moore's wetdream in the form of a webpage.
by aldwardo November 3, 2006
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by Justlearnin September 30, 2009
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Shortie did her master's in mechanical engineering, yet she can't keep a car running.
Shortie thinks that putting break oil on "Arrogant"'s car will solve the world problems.
Shortie thinks that putting break oil on "Arrogant"'s car will solve the world problems.
by asd007 October 15, 2010
Get the shortie mug.A place on the internet where left-wing fucktards like to flock to. Full of conspiracy drivel and outright misinformation. It isn't as bad now as it used to be, but it's still pretty bad. The majority of the posters are still completely insane.
There are however, a few sane posters at shoutwire.
Sane Poster 1: Hey remember those retards that kept posting that Bush was an alien?
Sane Poster 2: Yeah lol.
Sane Poster 1: What the fuck happened to 'em?
Sane Poster 2: Maybe they were silenced by the "evil" government. Oh nevermind, they're still here.
Sane Poster 1: Fuck this site.
Sane Poster 1: Hey remember those retards that kept posting that Bush was an alien?
Sane Poster 2: Yeah lol.
Sane Poster 1: What the fuck happened to 'em?
Sane Poster 2: Maybe they were silenced by the "evil" government. Oh nevermind, they're still here.
Sane Poster 1: Fuck this site.
by Richie DeCesare August 17, 2007
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by Senita Rani-Robinson May 8, 2005
Get the shortie mug.A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.
Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.
Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.
"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."
"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"
"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"
by MightyMurloc January 7, 2012
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