shredded

means well defined muscles especially in the arms and abs

man he must lift and run all day cuz hes shredded.

by DK September 23, 2004

Shredder Pecker

Someone who is intensely ugly, with a face that looks like they attempted to peck a shredder - hence their face looks awful. Can be easily shorted to just "Shredder"

Phil: Hey Joe, check out that really ugly chick!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!

Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!

by matrixbadger February 16, 2009

shore leave

When sailors return to shore and usually spend their time doing things they can't do back on ship, such as getting drunk and sleeping with women. This term is also used in many sci-fi stories where space travel is presented.

"How are you feeling commander?"

"Feels like the morning after shore leave."

by sharkboi January 18, 2010

Constitution Shredders

Constitution Shredders first gained power during the Bush Administraion. After the "events" of 9/11/01, George W. Bush pushed for more government control to "fight terrorism." Bush's Patriot Act, warrantless wiretapping and censorship marked the beginning of the end of the Bill of Rights. The Right Wing nut jobs' continuous anti-gay and "pro-life" actions are attacks on the "equal protection under the law" provsions of the constitution. Now in 2010 as the anti-immigrant movement grows, John Boehner and other G.O.P. Congressmen and Senators are talking about changing the 14th Ammendment. They want to deny U.S. Citizenship to children born in America if the parents are illeagal immigrants!

The Republican Party is full of Constitution Shredders!
Stop the madeness and save our Constition and maintain our rights!

by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2010

Howard shore

The composer of the music in Lord of the Rings. Notorious for "tone clusters", 5/4 time, and dissonant harmonies

The lord of the rings soundtrack: Composed by Howard Shore

by Young Trubz August 3, 2005

paper shredder

the place you would rather stick your scrotum than do some thing unpleasant such as: hold your girl friend's purse, make out with your brother, pay your taxes, wiener bump with the guys in the prison shower or blow an elephant with plans to swallow his load.

wife: honey, do you want to watch this dennis quaid movie that i rented?

husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.

by kc512 February 20, 2010

Jersey Shore

The reason that will be given when god is asked why he wiped out the human race.

A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers.
The male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have Breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul.

Most define themselves as Guidos and Guidettes but act more likely Puerto Ricans with an inferiority complex.

They like to give themselves Nicknames like J-wow, Snookie and the Situation but should choose something more appropriate such as Cum dumpster, Oompa loompa and Closet Case.

This Show is going to be used as Evidence when MTV is put on trial for destroying American culture.

I would rather be Gang Raped by Mike Tyson, Shuge Night and the 1985 Chicago Bears while having hot Lava poured into every available orifice them being eaten alive by tigers than watch Jersey Shore

by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010