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the place you would rather stick your scrotum than do some thing unpleasant such as: hold your girl friend's purse, make out with your brother, pay your taxes, wiener bump with the guys in the prison shower or blow an elephant with plans to swallow his load.
wife: honey, do you want to watch this dennis quaid movie that i rented?

husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.
by kc512 February 20, 2010
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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