Shlum

sch-luhm

adj.
Feeling or experiencing a lack of moisture resulting in a dry yet sticky sensation in the mouth following the inhalation of ganja.

To counter the effects of shlum, a refreshing beverage must be consumed known as a de-shlum.

Rick, pass the Mountain Dew I’m so shlum.

by Vic Lorusso September 29, 2020

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The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.

PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )

by JoeyB. July 6, 2007

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Shnuggle

it's like a snuggle, 'cept you mean it more cuz you feel kinda like a baby while doing it. It's meant to be loving and promoting love.

"Aw, Brad!" said Macy and gave him a shuggle.

by Qw33n Kuma November 13, 2003

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Shlum

1. Noun
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly

unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.

2. Verb
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."

3. Adj
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."

1. Don't be such a shlum!
2. Don't be a fool and shlum up the party for everyone.

3. That is the shlummiest thing I've ever seen!

by Drewrdyh November 26, 2020

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