Shmegma

The nasty funk that builds over time that coats your ball sack

That dude's a fucking SHMEGMA

by Ronnievee October 20, 2016

Shmigarette

A noun describing a cigarette, but in the context of feeling slightly guilty or indulgent about having said cigarette.

person A: "wanna go for a wee... Shmigarette?"
Person B: "aw I really shouldn't I'm supposed to be cutting down but... Aye fuck it treat yo self"

by ostrichlady January 24, 2017

Shmegma

The white substance on the surface of the males penis that shows up when u do not clean your penis in the shower.

Damn bro I got too much shmegma on my Dick.

by UrbanDictionmaster October 16, 2018

Shmigga

Somebody who mugs black people

Jeremy: "Hey what happened to Jerome, I heard that he was robbed."
John: "Oh yeah, he was mugged by the shmigga."

by banener July 9, 2021

Shmegma

Another word for crap or debris

He hasn’t taken a shower in weeks…he’s probably got shmegma built up all over his ass

by Rubber dukie July 21, 2021

Shmegma

The particals found in the bong water of either a marijuana bong or a meth bong.

We can smoke the shmegma out of the bong after it dries.

by Stayrae2 June 17, 2022

Shmegma 500

The Shmegma 500 is the worlds biggest Shmegma race.

“ Hey you guys down to go to the Shmegma 500 this year? I hear there will be a huge turn out”

by Lin ling July 24, 2023