hadda shmeal

the purest and most rawest form of bullshit.

Maddie: Remember that day I had an eye infection and I kept squinting with my right eye? Well, he thought I winked at him and because of that, he considered us a couple and when I politely turned down his offer to go get some coffee with him and his mother, he told everyone I was a racist lesbian.
Kyrstin: That is straight hadda shmeal.

by thetinwomen March 3, 2011

shmeat

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

by drizzyaf April 26, 2015

Shmeathead

A person who is stupid and is always saying dumb shit

This shmeathead said drake is better than Gunna

by The real point guard October 16, 2018

Shmeat

1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis

2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.

I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!

by Bustin' balls April 19, 2016

sheman

Chick with a dick, usually found in Thailand, also known as lady boys

Wow that chick is fine shame shes a sheman

by Davey August 31, 2003

shmeaty

When you suck a nigga dick for free

She gave me a shmeaty

by Embeddedairman August 11, 2016

shmank

To wipe your hands under your crotch and sweaty testicles, then slap someone. Usually an alternate way to t-bag someone.

Jimmy shmanked me yesterday, that shit was disgusting!

by zanq May 20, 2010