shitlocked

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.

He just shitlocked that door!

by Zer0Hawk June 16, 2018

Shitflake

A person that typically emmits cancerous energy and is toxic to have around

Some internet feminists really are shitflakes

by Average man with common sense July 28, 2018

Shitlicker

The one organism that chooses to eat absolute shit and has a weird ass name.

Joe: Mhm This Shit Bussin 🚌

Stranger: Your a Shitlicker and your name stinks like shit 😷

by Foaliey September 11, 2021

Shirlack

A slur you would use to call someone who is braindead/incompetent at their job.

If Corey keeps fucking up these orders I am sure he is part Shirlack.

by BlakeyBigBucks May 11, 2022

shitlick fagwoman

What the "S" on Superman's outfit also stands for.

Superman: The "S" stands for "Superman".
Batman: And "shitlick fagwoman".
Superman: Yes, and shitlick fagwoman.

by Bad Mojo July 13, 2004

Shitstack

To tackle someone so hard, both the aggressor and victim land a seemingly unreasonable distance away.

Curt shitstacked him to the next block.

I will shitstack to the moon, bro.

There was a good deal of shitstacking during the football game.

by Clara Clayton April 8, 2017

shitlock smile

Derived from "shit eating grin" + "sherlock holmes".

A smile one gives to another person when knowing something that other person might wish to know, but doesn't.

A smug, slightly ugly smile usually given by a wanker, backstabber, or biatch. The person smiling may even look as if they wish to say, "It's no shit, Sherlock...that you're going down."

Lily: "Uh oh, Kayla.... Did you see Missy's shitlock smile? You'd better watch your back."

Kayla: "Well naturally the brown stuff has to run off the nose down to the mouth...."

by kero frangipani pants February 8, 2009