Shituation

crappy circumstances

A: "I had the turbo squirts and found out, afterward, that the toilet paper was out."

B: "That, sir, is a shituation."

A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."

B: "That, son, is a shituation."

by Captain Milligan December 1, 2010

Shituation

A REALLY Shitty situation.

Brandon: I was caught smokin' weed in the bathroom. I think I'm going to be expelled.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.

by Dosaaaa January 8, 2016

shituation

when a situation is shit

shit man that is a shituation !

by lauren charm September 28, 2010

shituation

the act of having to take a shit really badly, but there happen to be no bathrooms anywhere near you.

In the car yesterday, on our road trip I had a real shituation, there were no bathrooms for miles!

by diarrheaKing206 January 10, 2011

Shituation

1.) A situation that can best be described as shitty
2.) A situation marked by disorganization and confusion
3.) A situation caused by an epic fail

Girl 1: I think he gave me VD.
Girl 2: Damn, what a shitsuation

Guy 1: Dude, why is there no beer at your party!
Guy 2: You were supposed to bring it
Guy 1: I thought you were bringing the booze.
Guy 2: This is a real shituation

by JRH2286 July 30, 2009

shituation

A situation in which only dialogue that can vocalized is, "SHIT."
In other words, a very unfortunate and unpreferable situation to be in.

1) A: "Crap man, last night my girlfriend caught me in a threesome."
B: "Dude, you're in one hell of a shituation."

2) A: "My dear fellow, I just slew a many of elderly women mistakingly placing large quantities of vicodin within their servings of jello!"
B: "Thou oust within a shituaution."

by orangepuddin9807 May 21, 2010

shituation

a shitty situation

Jack: Hurry Up... I'm trying to avoid a shituation..

Sherry: I'm going as fast as I can, you will just have to hold it a little longer

Jack: Hurry, i have the RUNS....

by GBoy81 June 28, 2009