Shifted

Slang term for make out

“Damn I shifted that girl out back”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

spit shined

Shiney as new; or worked hard to clean something to make it appear as new

She has a spit shined lexus in her porch. Spit shined means .

To impress the interviewer I spit shined my outfit.

by sudeepjha1993 April 14, 2016

shined up big rig

A heavy(fat) girl that is still hot

damn thats a shined up big rig i wouldn't mind takin for a ride

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

shitted

To be intensely inebriated, possibly leading to loss of control of basic bodily functions. Symptoms of being shitted (or 'shittedness') are diziness, nausea, fumbling and bungling. However, being shitted is not unpleasant, and should be embraced.

Cripes, I'm utterly shitted!

or

Keith Moon would be proud... I'm shitted out of my mind

by Jon Beaumont AKA Spuggs March 18, 2004

shitted

a past-tense of the verb form of shit

Goddamnit! Who shitted in the urinal?!?!?!

by Dr. Badwrench December 28, 2006

Shincedent

An unfortunate, ghastly incedent involving shit of some kind. Could be merely crapping one's pants. Up to and including unfavorable shit conditions of any kind.

"Holy crap, I just had the worst shincedent this morning! I had to EMERGENCY shit in a gas station bathroom so hard that it back-splashed up onto my shirt and I didn't notice. I actually proceded on to work and wondered what vile smell was following me around before my hot coworker informed me I was shit-stained!!!"

by J.R.P. September 18, 2006

Shiteded

Is when you shit yourself but you don’t it’s just air a lot of air

I Shiteded myself and that’s why I made this word at exactly 2:15am because I thought of it

by Udontknowmeboi April 27, 2020