Shelter-in-place

A government-funded sexual rekindling retreat for your parents

It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Sheldrping

A half sleep state, in which a person is not exactly able to communicate, but still tries to. Kind of like a sleep walker.

Why did you text me nonsense in the middle of the night?
I was sheldrping.

by KronosX November 15, 2021

Sherder

Another word for shepherd

“I’m a sheep herder person”
“Why don’t you use the word derived from those two words “
“What a sherder”

by Danny-big-blocks October 4, 2021

dirty sheldrake

The act of putting two penis's in one anus at the same time.

Did you hear what jay and David did to Stacey?
They gave her a dirty sheldrake!
Legends.

by Whitsies October 10, 2015

The Bomb Shelter

The coolest, most awesome community of independent electronic artists ever to hit the web.

"Have you ever heard of The Bomb Shelter?"
"Are you kidding? I go there every day! They have such talented musicians... and monkeys!"

by Benedict Madrigal January 6, 2008

hotdog tornado shelter

When she (or he) gives you that absolute tornado sloppy toppy while your wearing a chastity cage.

Bro, my gf gave me a hotdog tornado shelter last night! It was high key rad af.

by DankVaselineDaddy October 20, 2022

Shelter

a person who has been sheilded from the real world by some means and doesn't understand how the world in reality works. Also 9 times out of 10 will have an oppinion on these things that they know nothing of.

That girl doesn't know how it is. She is just a shelter.

by Jack T. Kelly February 5, 2009