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Shawnee Mission West

Unlike the other lying definitions, Shawnee Mission West (spoken from a TRUE West kid) is full of druggies, idiots, niggaz (not the cool ones, unless they did sports, then they were cool) and ugly fatasses. The administrators were a complete joke and the "rentacops" were all straight homosexual, and no that wasn't gay bashing, it's honesty. Also, we don't have a great sports record either, we pretty much have the least state championships of any school in the Shawnee Mission school district.
"oh hey, it's a Shawnee Mission West kid." "Yeah, who would wanna be him?"

"So who are we up against?" "Shawnee Mission West" "We win. Not even worth watching"
by Grizzly the Frizzly September 16, 2011
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Dirty Shawnee

When an overweight guy ejaculates within the first thirty seconds during vaginal penetration, ,while the girl fakes an orgasm
„When i had sex with that fat guy, he gave me a Dirty Shawnee
by iLoveMILFs6969 August 26, 2021
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Shawnee Mission North

The first (and best) Shawnee Mission High School. Best Drama department in the midwest, despite the lower budget than other schools. Lots of pep at sporting events, no matter what the score is. The only students doing drugs are the ones too stupid to get themselves involved. Contrary to popular belief, poor schools have LESS drug problems. Because the students don't have the money to BUY drugs.
Westkid1: Did you see the retards at the Shawnee Mission North game?
Westkid2: Yeah, they were still cheering like they had a fighting chance!
Northkid: At least we were polite and courteous to the visiting team
by LadyIndian January 20, 2011
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Shawndeep

A really amazing boy, hes so hot and sexyy and the girls all seceretly love him. Hes one of the funniest kids ever and is very trustworthy
OMG, have you see shawndeep?
Ya, the really cute boy<3
by Skippy234653 November 13, 2013
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shawntres

An amazing woman whose maternal instinct is more powerful than a nuclear bomb. She can lift your spirit by just smiling, she is like a therapist.
Shawntres is my saviour
by unicornsarefreakingmajestic February 26, 2018
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Lake Shawnee

A small lake community in Jefferson Twp, Nj that feeds into Lake Hopatcong. Its not dirty, or trashy. Its beautiful, the trashy people are the problem. Lake Shawnee has huge turtles and a kick-ass swim team. The lake, however, is crawling with lesbians. The most beer cans you will see in your life, can be located in the woods surrounding Lake Shawnee. The east side of the lake is most deffinetly the best. the west side is trash.
by TheSharkMagnet September 26, 2007
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Shawnee Mission East

The second high school in the Shawnee Mission School District. Somehow, they get budgeted all of the money the school district has to offer, resulting in their nice, college-like campus, but leaving other schools like Shawnee Mission North, Shawnee Mission West, Shawnee Mission Northwest, and Shawnee Mission South with the spare change that the lazy asses at SME are too lazy to pick up. They tend to be the biggest douchebags in the Kansas City Metro Area, only doing their shopping at the Country Club Plaza and Town Center in Leawood. The male species of douche that roam the halls at Shawnee Mission East tend to be outfitted in Blazers, with Ralph Lauren graphic tees underneath. They wear $70 jeans with nearly every outfit and Nike AirMax shoes, and, because they are simply too cool to do otherwise, they each sag about 4 inches. The female species of douche at this school each have about 40 pieces of Vera Bradley on their bodies each day. They enjoy wearing shoes made for sailing as if they were practical. They can be seen wearing at least one piece of Abercrombie and Fitch every day. They have video announcements every morning and think it is trendy to tailgate high school football games. Most guys also have an earring in each ear. If you want your kids to do drugs, you should definitely send them to this school, as the students here do drugs in the restrooms, and have drunken parties just about every night of the week.
Shawnee Mission East Kid1:Dude, brah, you wanna go to the plahzah and get some awesome new shirts at Halls for Monday?
SME Kid2:Brah, yeah I do! After that, lets go get drunk and cruise around Prairie Village
SME Kid1:Awesome, brah.
by typewriter123 September 18, 2011
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