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Shaved Balls

Where a males balls are smooth and girls won’t be gagging and making fur balls
“Woah you’ve got some nice shaved balls
by AA Batteries September 7, 2019
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cowboy shave

A close shave in a hot bath, requiring a hand mirror, shaving brush, lather, and a razor. A cowboy shave also requires drinking whiskey neat, or straight from the bottle. Bonus points if there's a woman available to help soap your back. Self-care for the man just back from the dusty trail.
Watching Clint Eastwood take a cowboy shave in that spaghetti western looked so relaxing.

Saturday was self-care day. A cowboy shave and movie with the woman was exactly what I needed.
by DoctorJB October 5, 2020
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Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.
See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.
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no-shave-ember

A holiday which lasts the entire month of November. To observe it, one does not shave for the entire month.

Most commonly observed by college students.
A: "Dude, you're looking kinda beastly. Why don't you shave?"
B: "Sorry, man, no can do. There are still two weeks left in No-shave-ember."
by abcde November 16, 2006
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shaved head

shaved head is fresh and clean cut. that's what a real man looks like. it looks cool and it feels good.
that guy has a fresh shaved head, damn he looks good
by joeyak74 January 15, 2010
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shaved bieber

a firefox application that blocks out Justin bieber from most web pages
guy:i got shaved bieber last night
girl:whats that?
guy:an app that removes justin bieber form the internet
girl:OMFG why would you do that hes the greatest
by wardinator May 26, 2010
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acoustic shave

the act of shaving with razor; not an electric shave
"Hey man, do you use Norelco?" "No way, I shave acoustic!"
by ExtraFine August 12, 2004
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