real snapple facts
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.
#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.
#4 Slugs have four noses.
#5 Camels have three eyelids.
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.
#8 A bee has five eyes.
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.
#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.
#4 Slugs have four noses.
#5 Camels have three eyelids.
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.
#8 A bee has five eyes.
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
by make.a.wish April 1, 2009
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1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.
2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee
1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.
2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee
1- You: Hello Ma'm. Let me help you with those groceries.
Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.
You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)
2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?
Dude2: Glee is singing, duh
Dude1: Snapples my apples!!
Dude2: Thanks homie
Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.
You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)
2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?
Dude2: Glee is singing, duh
Dude1: Snapples my apples!!
Dude2: Thanks homie
by Fargas111 December 5, 2010
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An annoying know-it-all. Someone who thinks they have all the answers, but really they don't. Snapple cunts are useless.
The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)
The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)
Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!
Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.
Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.
by john lickayack April 4, 2009
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I went down the street the other day and I encountered a sapple wapple it was horrible. I came home and turned my computer on and was confronted by another sapple wapple
by Soviet Bobbo August 16, 2020
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by rattyonce November 21, 2016
Get the bone snapple beef mug.a little cunt who goes thorugh boys like how many times she takes a shit and she is an ugly slag and a big cunt
by ghghgehiieriho[ge September 10, 2021
Get the leah sharples mug.verb - A term used to describe the act of rearranging breasts within a bra to achieve or regain nipple alignment.
Origin - Combination of "shift" and "nipple."
Origin - Combination of "shift" and "nipple."
"Please excuse me, I need to shipple, they're facing different directions again."
"Everyone can see you shippling!"
"Everyone can see you shippling!"
by lexthegeek December 26, 2008
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