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Jew Shanking

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...
by Scash March 23, 2012
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Vagina Shanking

The act of fisting a girl repeatedly out of anger and then shoving dildos in and out rapidly.you can use other round objects such as Carrots, Cucumbers, Pickles, Traffic cones, Poles, Lead Pipes, Ice Cream Cones (with or without Ice Cream), Feet, Florescent Light bulb, and last but not least The Denver Broncos.
Dude she cheated on him.

Oh Shit! He is gonna be Vagina Shanking her tonight!
by bigblackwolf November 6, 2012
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benjamin stanklin

When rolling a blunt. It is the term used for using a $100 bill as a rolling paper and smoking the dollar with your Marijuana.
Hey I just got my paycheck. I'm about to go roll a blunt. Want to join? I'm making a Benjamin Stanklin, I take the first hundred dollars off my paycheck and roll marijuana onto it and roll it up and smoke it.
by Lickmadick December 21, 2016
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spankin shankin

You gonna get a spankin shankin if you don't shut yo mouth fool!
by Spankin shankin January 11, 2017
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nasal shanking

When someone with a big nose sticks their nose into something which they shouldn't
Rob needs to mind his own business. He gave brother a right nasal shanking when he started asking him what was in the briefcase
by APno1 August 16, 2018
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norm-shinkling

When public servants are easily fooled by baseless conspiracy theories of voter fraud and engage in fascist attempts to undermine the most basic steps of the democratic process. Coined in the memory of Norman Shinkle, the GOP stooge on the Michigan Board of Canvassers who tried to disenfranchise millions of people at the behest of a president who had sour grapes that he lost.
Frank: "Did you see that Veronica won the election?"
Rachel: "Yeah she did, but there was some norm-shinkling at the election certification meeting. Monica from the losing side said that flying monkeys burned ballots and spit in the faces of the poll watchers, so none of our votes count anymore"
Frank: "Oh, that sucks"
Rachel: "Yeah I guess the social contract that made us a democracy broke down over nothing, too bad."
Frank: "All hail OneState!"
by recharge88888 November 23, 2020
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Benjamin Skanklin

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Skanklin? That boy sure does listen to that ska music all the time."
by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022
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