Projectile shartarrhea

see shartarrhea

When I see Katie, I'm going to projectile shartarrhea on her chest.

by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009

Shaftable

Shaftable is a term used to describe how sexually attractive a girl is, and how much you would like to have sex with her.

That girl is TOTALLY shaftable, seen boom.

by JustAnotherCracker January 13, 2006

shantasia

Cute, Pretty, loud, and proud. She a very funny girl but might come off as mean. Well if you know her.

You see that girl over screaming i bet her name is Shantasia

by Wandering September 15, 2018

Shaaban

The epitome of pride. Shaabans are perfect at everything they do. They are the chosen people.
If you hold the tag Shaaban, you are expected* to make perfect everything you do. If not, the rest of the Shaaban-tagged population will unanimously dismiss you.

*If you hold the name Mostafa along with the Shaaban tag, no effort is to be made from your part.

Perfection** comes naturally to you, but will fade at times of weakness.

**If you have a spouse called a Lara, you will have no times of weakness, rather consistently perfect 24/7; considering that that is her strength as well. And her strength lends to yours.

Wow! That performance was just perfect! She must be a Shaaban.

by zBumblebee July 4, 2011

Shaftage Totale

1. an occurence of an extreme disappointment.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.

Aw man why did you tray me Tiny? What a shaftage totale!

by Chet Willyamz April 10, 2003

Shagtastic

A word pertaining to how amazing shag carpets are, or how great anything relating to the seventies is

Man yo funky chest hair is shagtastic!

by Captain Cool. April 19, 2011

Shantasy

A lurid fantasy usually involving football, unrequited dancefloor gyrations and exotic international travel.

I can't believe I won Shantasy! We need to go on a Shantasy to Goa later this year.

by bootyshaker4000 September 20, 2013