secret steakpocket

For most men, this is the front of their underwear, right alongside their junk, which is most accessible when quickly shoplifting a steak.

I watched him grab the meaty, high-end filet mignon and speedily squirrel it away into his secret steakpocket where most folks were unlikely to notice its otherwise obvious, almost obscene bulge.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 30, 2019

secret good time

A phrase to describe when someone is so introverted that even when they are having a really good time you would never know it.

I knew that I’d given him the perfect birthday celebration but as I closely watched his face I could glean absolutely nothing at all because he is the master of having an entirely secret good time.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

Secret Beer

Beer which you have either rediscovered, or have in your possession without knowing its true origins. Typically a cheap beer. Typically left over from a forgotten party. Sometimes found in a hot car, or exposed to the elements for additional flavor enhancement.

"Hey, Sean brought up some secret beer from his car"
"Ugh! How long has it been there? And... can you pass me one?"

by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021

Big Daddy's Secret Sauce

Semen produced by a hippopotamus

Dude 1:What's that all over you?
Dude 2:I was standing too close to the hippopotamus enclosure and got Big Daddy's Secret Sauce all over me!

by ItsYourBoyTrav September 15, 2016

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret is some incredibly awkward fact that would publicly humiliate Victoria or irreparably harm her business were it revealed.

Victoria's secret is that no one over thirty fits into her stuff.

by bitchuck September 28, 2023

secret ass

verb. To have relationships on the side, or to have sexual relations without one's friends having knowlege of the encounters.

noun. The person who acts as the significant other in said events.

Example 1
Friend 1: I haven't seen Pete around on the weekends lately. What the hell is he up to?
Friend 2: I think he's getting some secret ass.

Example 2
It wasn't 'till months later that Pete finally got up the courage to introduce his secret ass to his friends.

by hardcore_2031 July 15, 2005

Secret Tunnel

Used when going any kind of tunnel

going through cave "♫ Secret Tunnel, Secret Tunnel, through the mountian, secret secret secret Secret Tunnel ♫"

by PeoSoldeo August 28, 2020