swurtle

Cool way of saying turtle

Hey swurtle

by Mustang1004 April 9, 2015

Scuttlefuck

(noun) One who continues to casually hookup with someone after they know the other person has caught feelings.

(Verb) To casually hookup with someone

else who has openly caught feelings for you. To "scuttle off" after sex due to lack of interest in a long-term relationship.

(1) "She's such a Scuttlefuck, she only hooks up with you when you're drunk".

(2) "Make sure he has good intentions. He might be scuttlefucking you."

by TheOriginalAustin March 7, 2019

Spurtle

When a guy is having sex with his partner and they are about to reach climax.. the partner kneels to receive the climax on the face like a money shot and they are peed on instead of the climax. Classic bait and switch aka Spurtle’d

Stephanie was waiting for the money shot and got Spurtle’d nice and proper Instead!

by Def Silken October 10, 2019

Scutlet

A EPIC bug that lives in Dimble Woods and has a EPIC tong that can eat stuff

Peter griffen: yoo i just stepped on a bug.
Joe Swanson: hey beter thats a SCUTLET.

by Gardy102 December 10, 2019

Scurple

The art of screeching to the top of your lounges until your larynx commits suicide.

Jeff: Man I was scurple-ing all night last night.

by The chickening May 5, 2020

Scuttlebut

Scuttlebutt in slang usage means rumor or gossip, deriving from the nautical term for the cask used to serve water. The term corresponds to the colloquial concept of a water cooler in an office setting, which at times becomes the focus of congregation and casual discussion.

What is the Scuttlebutt In the hood ?

by anonymous September 15, 2020

scuttlebub

A bubular individual known to sctuttle with frequency

Damn that scuttlebub Axe Baxter really is a dogfaced pony soldier from Planet X

by Exctaticspacexlobter November 14, 2020