James:"Hey did you see Jenny this weekend?"
Bradley:"Yeah man."
James:"Well did you scruff the gruff?!"
Bradley:"Hell yes I did; she is so tender."
Bradley:"Yeah man."
James:"Well did you scruff the gruff?!"
Bradley:"Hell yes I did; she is so tender."
by Baconburger w/mayo June 11, 2006
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"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."
"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"
"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."
"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."
"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"
"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."
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by kristin22 August 28, 2006
Get the chub scruff mug.As the couple parted ways at the airport, he scruffled her cheek and said, "Call me when you get through security."
by GentlySevere May 10, 2009
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by SCRUFFYBALLS January 27, 2015
Get the scruffyballs mug.singular One who rationalizes facial hair despite facts.
plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.
plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.
Kacie: Eric is a total scruff pod.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.
Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.
Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.
Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.
Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.
by merrycakes December 5, 2014
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Often so lovable it could break your heart to ever see said person in pain. But not without smartass remarks.
Though adorable and cuddly cute, they will not settle for anything less than "hot!" or "Sexy Fine!"
Often so lovable it could break your heart to ever see said person in pain. But not without smartass remarks.
Though adorable and cuddly cute, they will not settle for anything less than "hot!" or "Sexy Fine!"
by Savie Spectacular March 12, 2010
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