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Scruff the Gruff

To Scruff the Gruff, is to go down on an extremely somewhat not attractive female.
James:"Hey did you see Jenny this weekend?"
Bradley:"Yeah man."
James:"Well did you scruff the gruff?!"
Bradley:"Hell yes I did; she is so tender."
by Baconburger w/mayo June 11, 2006
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Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.
"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."
by LuvMyHootie June 9, 2014
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chub scruff

a cute guy who is a little on the puggy side and hasn't shaved in a few days
oh baby, that is a hot chub scruff
by kristin22 August 28, 2006
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scruffle

V. to rub one's beard against another's skin (usually the neck or face) to show affection
As the couple parted ways at the airport, he scruffled her cheek and said, "Call me when you get through security."
by GentlySevere May 10, 2009
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scruffyballs

A beautiful fluffy dog with meth coated furry balls
My friend is SCRUFFYBALLS.
by SCRUFFYBALLS January 27, 2015
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scruff pod

singular One who rationalizes facial hair despite facts.

plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.
Kacie: Eric is a total scruff pod.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.

Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.

Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.
by merrycakes December 5, 2014
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Scruffables

Nick-name given to a person with brown, puppy dog eyes, scruffy dark hair and a protective, friendly sort of nature.

Often so lovable it could break your heart to ever see said person in pain. But not without smartass remarks.

Though adorable and cuddly cute, they will not settle for anything less than "hot!" or "Sexy Fine!"
Such a scruffables. Like a puppy dog in human form.
by Savie Spectacular March 12, 2010
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